I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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