How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
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