I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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