worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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