omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
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thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
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But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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