Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
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For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
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I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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