Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
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I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
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IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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