it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
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The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
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I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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