fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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