R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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