If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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