Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
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She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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