Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
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I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
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He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
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