shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
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I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
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I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
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