just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
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I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
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I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
I need to calm my uterus...
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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