i wish starbucks made bloody marys
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
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Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
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I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
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