I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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