A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
I forgot wine drunk hurts
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