the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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