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(407): View more from Florida

I'm so fucking centered right now

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(765): View more from Indiana

He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.

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(817): View more from Texas

Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3

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(910): View more from North Carolina

He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.

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(815): View more from Illinois

I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.

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(231): View more from Michigan

I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle

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(773): View more from Illinois

I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.

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(571): View more from Virginia

What are you bringing to class tomorrow?

(703): View more from Virginia

sorrow

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