i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
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Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
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I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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