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• (269): View more from Michigan

  Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail

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• (914): View more from New York

  This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.

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  maybe it's her son

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  thats not any better.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"

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• (315): View more from New York

  you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.

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• (806): View more from Texas

  Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there

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• (254): View more from Texas

  You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...

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• (607): View more from New York

  Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.

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