Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
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Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
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Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers