dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
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The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
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So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.