What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
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She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
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Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
I touched a dick in church today
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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