i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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