he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
our cab driver is having phone sex.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
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