Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
Did we literally take a cab across the street
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
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