Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
i barfeds in our rink
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
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He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
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We're using joints as your birthday candles
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
Also, apparently I'm only coherent when I'm drunk sexting. And then I'm grammatically perfect and impressively eloquent.
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