i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
drinking out of a sandbucket again
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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