i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
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About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
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He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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