Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
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So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
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Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
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