hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
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