Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
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Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Less talking, more tequila
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
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But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
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