This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
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