I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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