Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
I had a dream last night that Anthony Bourdain gave me a vibrator.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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