Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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