I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
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