Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
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I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
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Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
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