Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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