For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
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what are you doing with your life
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
Trying to figure out the logistics of putting my laptop speakers on this plate with the last slice of pizza. Too drunk to move the plate. Not an option.
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Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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