like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Everything about him screamed your future.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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