I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
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