i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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