I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
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I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
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You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
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