Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
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He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
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He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
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