You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
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I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
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I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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