At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
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