So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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