best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
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I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
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I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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