1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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