Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
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We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
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I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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