brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
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I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
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Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
My ass is underappreciated
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
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