Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
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